The "Haunted" House by the Graveyard

[Wolf Mystic]

This is just a new fanfic I came up with. Of course, it is another one of my uber lame SargexOC, FillmorexOC, possible SheriffxOC and DocxOC, I'll have to get a vote on that, Anyway, let's say there was a large thought-to-be abandoned mansion on top of a scary hill above the graveyard, and Doc, Mater, Sarge, Fillmore, and whoever, dare Lightning to go up there, knock on the door and see if a ghost attacks him or somthing, but it turns out, some music loving, singing cars who just want to be left alone live there. Anyone like my idea?

[ebonyviper]

I had been thinking of writing a similar fanfic just like this one, but haven't been able to come up with any ideas. This fic sounds interesting.

[taiomega]

Sounds intresting...

[nychick]

I'd read it, sounds interesting and different.

[Wolf Mystic]

Should I do the first part? See if anyone likes it?

[ebonyviper]

Sure, go ahead.

[Wolf Mystic]

Ok. You've all been warned.

"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"IS TOO!"
Lightning and Mater bickered with one another.
"It's not a true story, Mater!" Lightning snapped.
"Is too, Lightnin'!" Mater spat.
"Oh, for the love of...THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS AS GHOSTS!" Lightning said.
"There is too!"
"What are you two babbling about now?!" Sarge barked, fed up with the constant yelling between the two.
"Lightnin' says that the mansion on the hill near the graveyard ain't haunted!" Mater said, pointing a tire at the racecar.
"That's because it isn't, Mater!" Lightning shot, "It's just an abandoned, old mansion!"
"Both of you better shut up or I'll tear off yer hoods and put em' in motor oil!" Sarge snapped.
Lightning and Mater just grumbled and shut up.
"Hey, like show some love, man." Fillmore said.
Sarge just rolled his eyes.
"Well," Mater said to Lightning, "Prove it then!"
Lightning let out a laugh, "Heh! Are you challenging me?"
"Maybe I am." Mater said, "I dare you to go up to Rusty Skeleton Manor, knock on the door, and prove to me there are no ghosts."
Lightning scoffed, "No problem."
"I second that!" Doc said, rolling up.
"I third it!" Sarge said.
"I...does fourth it make sense?" Fillmore asked.
Lightning shook his hood, "Alright, fine, I will. And I'mgonna prove to you that there is nothing spooky, creepy, or paranormal about that mansion."

The five cars stood in the graveyard looking up at the big house in awe. A misty fog swirled around it.
Lightning gulped, "Uh...m-maybe we should go back."
"What? Ya scared, rookie?" Doc said jokingly.
"No." Lightning said.
"Yeah. Chicken? Bwack, bock, bock, bock!" Mater said.
Lightning growled, "I'll show you chicken!" with a growl, he rolled up the dirt road to the mansions gate.
Doc chuckled, "How long do you think he'll last?"
"I'll give him 10 minutes." said Fillmore.
"I'll give him 10 seconds." Sarge grunted.

Lightning rolled into the gate and up to the door. He gulped again, raised a tire shakily, and...
Bang! Bang! Bang!
At first nothing.
Lightning laughed nervously and turned around, "HA! Told ya so!"
The door began to open. Nobody noticed except Doc, Sarge, Fillmore and Mater. They made quiet, yet frantic gestures to the racecar. Trying to tell him to GET THE HECK OUTTA THERE!"
"I told ya s..." Lightning felt hot air blowing on the back of his hood on and off.
He turned around slowly and looked into the face of a midnight blue VW bus. It had red eyes, long fangs, it was covered in oil, foaming at the mouth and breathing heavily. Smoke bellowed around it.
Lightning was shaking all over. He squeaked the word, "So."
The bus let out a ROOOOOAR that would knock a monster truck off it's tires.
Doc, Sarge, Mater, and Fillmore screamed and drove back toward town as fast as their tires could carry them.
Lightning screamed as the bus grabbed him and dragged him inside the house.

[ebonyviper]

Oooh, spooky. I bet Lightning is scared right now.

Pretty good so far.

[Wolf Mystic]

Thankies!;D I didn't really think anyone would like it. Anyone want me to just continue?

[taiomega]

OOooo we poor boy done been cought... he's going ta be killed by hippies..OMG.. ;D sweet can't wait fer more

[nychick]

Yeah, please continue. Killed by hippies... *snickers*

[Wolf Mystic]

Lol!

Doc, Sarge, Mater, and Fillmore stampeded into town screaming the whole way. They drove into Flo's and collapsed on the pavement. Huffing and puffing like they'd just ran a marathon.
Mater kissed the ground, "I'm never leavin' this town again!"
"What happened to you?" Sheriff asked.
The town residents were giving them all looks.
Mater stuttered, "W-we went up to Rusty Skeleton Manor, a-a-and then the thing, and then the...RAR, RAR, RAR! Then Lightnin'--"
"Where's Stickers?" Sally asked.
Doc, Sarge, Fillmore and Mater looked around.
"OH, NO! THE GHOST GOT HIM!!!" Mater scraemed.
"What ghost?" Flo asked.
"The one at Rusty Skeleton Manor! It came out the door, and then--"
"Wait, wait, you mean to tell me you left Lightning there alone?!" Sheriff asked.
The four cars chuckled nervously.
Sheriff sighed, "Alright, let's go find him."

"NO! NO!" Lightning screamed as the bus dragged him down a hallway and into a large ball-room, "P-please! I-I have a girlfriend, and a family, please! Have mercy!"
The bus just pushed him into the center of the room, "Shut up."
Lightning opened one eye and looked at the bus.
She stared back and then spat the "fangs" on the ground, and wiped the foam away from her mouth.
Lightning calmed down a bit, "You...Y-you're not--"
"No, I'm not! Now shut up!" the bus said. She blinked a few times and her red eyes turned a green color. Colored contact lenses landed on her outstretched tire.
Three other cars rolled in the room.
A red Hudson Hornet, a black corvette, and a lime green tracker.
"Good job, Brenda." the Hornet said. She rolled up to Lightning, "Now, tell us. What were you doing here?"
"I-I-I was s-seeing if this place was r-really haunted. M-my friends b-bet me." Lightning stuttered.
"I think you're scaring him, Myrna." the tracker said.
"That was the point, Sammy." The bus, apparently named Brenda told the tracker.
"Yeah, before he came in here." the corvette said snottily.
"Stay outta this, Lucy." Brenda grumbled.
The Hornet named Myrna studied the racecar, "Hmm, think we should just let him go?"
"Why?" Sammy said, "Let's have some fun with him."
"Hang him on a hook and...let me play with him?" Lucy said.
Brenda thumped her, "Weird, Lucy!"
"No. We'll just let him go." Myrna said, "He don't mean no harm." she got behind the racecar and started to shove, "C'mon! Go!"
"S-so there are no ghosts?" Lightning asked.
"Don't be stupid, boy. Now leave! Before we change our minds." the Hornet snapped. With one last shove, she pushed him outside.
Lightning turned around to face her, "Do you guys live here alone?"
"None of your business." Brenda snapped.
"But, look. If you're here alone, wouldn't you like to come to town for a while?"
"You look!" Myrna snapped, "We live here alone, nobody else, understand? Now, off with ya." she slammed the door in Lightning's face.

[ebonyviper]

Myrna's got some issues...

Good good. Can't wait to read more.

[nychick]

You know what would've been funny?
"P-please! I-I have a girlfriend, and a family, please! Don't turn me into anything...unnatural!"

Heh, great job so far. Getting really interesting!

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

Yay! Another story! Interesting characters- a group of hermits.