The "Haunted" House by the Graveyard

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

*Was secretly dancing in her seat* *innocently* I wasn't doing anything...

[Wolf Mystic]

Lol! Thankies!

[Wolf Mystic]

When the song was over everyone collapsed in exhaustion and laughed.
"Whoo! That was fun!" Lightning wheezed.
"Yeah," Mater agreed, "Too bad everyone else wasn't here."
"Why don't you invite everybody next time?" Sammy suggested.
"No!" said a familiar voice sternly.
Myrna rolled down the ramp and in the room, "It's bad enough that I let this many people here. This racket is starting to give me a headache, so I want everybody out soon." she didn't raise her voice.
"What is your problem?" Doc asked.
She glared at him, "Excuse me?"
"You heard me." Doc said patiently.
The flames in her eyes blazed, "I've had it up to here with you, you old lemon." she growled.
"What did you just call me?" Doc said.
"You heard me." she said scornfully.
"Well, excuse me for my age, ma'am, but have you looked in the mirror yourself lately?" Doc asked.
"Oh, scrap." Everyone said quietly.
"Say that again." Myrna said through gritted teeth.
"Haaaaave, you looked in the mirror yourself lately?" he said, emphasizing the word 'Have'.
"Ok, cowboy," she said, "You've just crossed the border into hurtville."
"Oh, ho, hooo," Doc said flatly, "Bring it, grandma."
She leaped at him and pinned him down, "Get out of here, you piece of scrap metal!"
He got away and pinned her, "Scrap metal? Feh! You hit every branch when you fell out of the Ugly Tree."
She threw him off and pinned him again, "Put a cork in it, you big, old rust bucket!"
Doc threw her off and pinned her again, "You big red tractor!"
She pinned him down harder than before, "Vulture face!"
"Narrow minded moron!" Doc said throwing her off again.
She pinned him again, "Monster Truck barf!"
He growled and pinned her one last time, "YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EEEEEYES!!"
She looked up at him, "Huh?"
"Heh?" Doc admitted.
"What?" everyone else said.

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

*Snort* Well, that's one way to throw off your opponent...

[Wolf Mystic]

Doc turned a deep shade of red and backed off.
Myrna shook herself off and continued to stare at the Hornet, "You...you--"
"I what?" Doc demanded, "I like you? Heh? Is that what you're tryin' to say?"
She didn't speak. She couldn't, so she just nodded.
"Well, good for you!" Doc shot angrily, "Now ya know." he turned to go.
"Doc," Lightning said, "Ya know ya can't run away from this forever."
"Watch me." the old car grunted.
"Oh, c'mon, Doc," Brenda said, "Don't go."
Doc turned around, "Don't tell me what to do, missy." he growled.
She backed up, looking a little hurt from the comment.
Doc saw the look on her face and sighed, "I'm sorry. But forget this, I'm going home." Doc turned to the door and rolled away. He opened the door and left.
Myrna seemed to snap out of her little daze. She stomped to the door and yelled, "Well, go on and go home, you fat chicken!"
"Meaner!" Doc yelled back.

Sorry it's so short.

[Wolf Mystic]

"URH!" Myrna did that little noise a teenager makes when irritated. She rolled back in, "That man," she said slowly, "Is WITHOUT a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature that ever drove the PLANET!" with that, she stormed back upstairs.
Everyone was silent. They all had 'WTF!' llooks on their faces.
"A-anybody want dessert?" Lucy suggested quietly, not taking the look off her face.

Doc rolled into Flo's with a rotten look on his face.
"Uh...Doc?" Ramone said, "Somthing wrong, man?"
Doc pulled into a pump and looked at the lowrider, "Naw. Just tired. Flo? Can I get a quart of oil, please?"
"Sure, hon." Flo called from inside the cafe.
Doc sighed. He felt better being home. Flo brought Doc his oil. He barely touched it though.
Flo noticed. She nudged Doc with a tire, "You ok there?"
"Yeah, Flo. I'm fine." Doc reassured.
She chuckled, "If your going to lie to me, you might atleast put some effort into it."
He forced a smile and said, "Well, it's just that I'm having a little...how do those kids say it? Uh...girl trouble? Yeah, that."
"Ohh," Ramone butted in, smiling a knowing smile, "It's that Myrna girl, isn't it?"
Doc caved, "Yeah. She's just so..."
"Irritating?" Flo asked helpfully.
"Narrow-minded?" Ramone chimed in.
"Stubborn?" Luigi said.
Doc nodded, "Yeah. But as irritating, and stubborn, and narrow-minded as she gets and or is, I...I like her more."
"Mmmm-hmm." Everyone said with a smirk.
"He's *cough* in *cough* love! *cough, cough*" Luigi said.
Doc shot him a look, "I am not!"

[Wolf Mystic]

Guido nudged him and said somthing in Italian.
Doc raised a windshield, "What's he sayin'?"
"He wants-a me to knock it off." he said simply.
"Well, if you're smart you'll listen to him. " Doc warned.
Luigi gulped.

Back at the mansion, they were playing a little game. The boys stood outside the bathroom, waiting.
Lightning tapped a tire on the ground, "What's taking?"

In the bathroom, the only lights were candles and Sally looked into a mirror. She turned to the others.
"Go on, Sally. Try it." Lucy said.
Sally took a deep breth, looked in the mirror and said, "Rusty Phantom, Rusty Phantom...Rusty Phantom..."

Sarge chuckled and pulled away from the door, "3...2...1--"
"AAAAAAAAH!" Came five girly screams from inside. Then all five drove out screaming and zooming down the hall.
The boys laughed and went in themselves. They laughed weakly when they shut the door, finally just shutting up all together.
"Uh...Sarge, you go." Mater said, pushing the jeep toward the mirror.
He stopped, "Nuh, uh! You do it, hippie."
The bus rolled up to the mirror and looked in. He gulped, "R-Rusty P-Phantom...R-Rusty Phantom...Rusty Phantom."

..."AAAAAAAH!!" The door swung open and they scurried out, tripping over one another as they tried to go down the hall all at once.
"Girls! Wait for us!" Lightning yelled as they went after them.

[nychick]

Sorry I haven't reviewed in a while (schoolwork has been a pain in the butte lately) but it's going great! Heh, I would never in my life do the Bloody Mary thing, too scary for me. Anyways, keep up the great work.

[Amethyst]

the cars version of bloody mary... nooooooooo!

[Wolf Mystic]

The boys finally caught up with the girls and they raced downstairs. Lightning was ahead of all of them. Then he tripped and came tumbling down the ramp, everyone else tripped over him soon after.
"OOF!" they all hit the floor hard.
Brenda was being crushed by somthing. She turned over angrily to see who the jerk that was squashing her, "Hey! Let me...off?" her voice softened when she saw Fillmore awkwardly on top of her.
He turned red and got off quickly, "S-sorry...'bout that."
"Don't worry about it. It wasn't your fault anyway." she turned an accusing look toward Lightning.
He just laughed nervously as Sally flipped him back over, "My bad, guys."
Some of them were literally in a pile. Mater tried to pry himself out from under Sheriff, Sarge, and Sammy. He accidently made Sarge and Sammy touch lips.
They pulled away and stared at eachother wide-eyed.
She blushed, "Um...eh, heh, heh."
Sarge just smiled sheepishly and blushed too.
Myrna stomped out of her room and yelled down, "If I hear one more peep out of you delinquents I'll come down there and shut you up myself, ya hear?"
"Crystal." Lucy said flatly.
Myrna nodded and rolled back in her room.
"Peep." Sammy said.
Everyone laughed.
"PEEP!" Brenda yelled.
Everyone cackled.
Lucy backed into a small pillar holding a vase. It fell and hit her hood. It didn't break but hurt like heck.
"MOTHER--" Lucy started to say but Brenda and Sammy slapped their tires over her mouth.
After a minute they released her. She rolled away with a sour look on her face.
"Boy, you got a mouth on ya, missy." Sheriff said.
"Hey, it hurt, ok?!" she snapped.
Sheriff chuckled and turned to Sarge, Lightning, Fillmore, and Mater, "Girls. They cry over the smallest--"
Lucy stomped on his tire with her own.
Sheriff's eyes widened as ultra violet pain seared up his axle, "AW, SON OF A--"
Lightning and Mater shut his grill with their tires.
"You were saying." Lucy said with a smirk.
Sheriff sat on his three good tires, "So funny I forgot to laugh." he said flatly.

[nychick]

Can't wait to see the next part!! ;D

[Wolf Mystic]

Myrna rolled out again, "SHUT UP DOWN THERE! AHH!"
Sammy rolled her eyes and mumbled, "Yeah, whatever, ya big, red bi@#$."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Myrna bellowed.
"I-I said I have a bad itch!" Sammy covered up.
Myrna blinked, "Oh, well keep it down!"
"Got it!" Brenda said.
"We've only got an hour left, so, now what?" Lightning asked.
"Well, we can't do anything noisy. That dumb bi@#$ won't let us." Sammy explained.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" came Myrna's angry voice.
Sammy stuttered again, "I-I said that rabbits eat lettuce!"
"Oh," Myrna said, "Well, yes, they certainly do." she rolled into her room again.
Sammy and Brenda laughed evily and high-fived each other.
"You guys are mean." Lucy said.
When she wasn't looking, Brenda and Sammy made a face and mouthed what she said behind her back.
"I got an idea," Brenda said, "Let's go and look around in the attic."
"Yeah!" Sammy and Lucy agreed.
Everyone else just blinked and agreed also.
They rolled up the ramp.
"Ok, but we have to be quiet. We don't want Myrna catching us." Lucy said, "Brenda, get a flashlight from your room."
Brenda nodded and rolled inside. Everyone waited patiently.
"Wolf!" Brenda snapped from inside, "Get outta here!"
The motorcycle rolled out sadly and went downstairs.
"Could ya be any slower, Brenda?!" Sammy snapped.
"I'm looking!" Brenda shot back. A couple of things clanked inside, "No, that's not it. No. No. No. N-Hey! I've been looking for this!"
"Brenda!" Sammy and Lucy yelled quietly.
"Ok," the bus finally said, "I got it." she rolled out and they went to the end of the hall where another ramp awaited them.
They rolled up and pushed the door open. Brenda turned the flashlight on with a click and searched for the light switch. She finally found it and turned the lights on.
Dust particles floated in the air.
Everyone looked around in awe. The attic was full of stuff. Fillmore spotted a painting of a girl car and smirked. He rolled over to it.
Sarge rolled by.
"Sarge." Fillmore said in a girly voice.
Sarge looked around, "What?"
"Sarge" Fillmore said again from behind the painting.
Sarge looked down at it.
"C'mere and make me feel like a woman. C'mon and give me a nice kiss." he stuck his tongue out of the crack in the painting.
Sarge glared and pulled it away, "AH-HA! I got ya, hippy! Now get away from there, you're ruining the painting!"
"And you're ruining my joke, man." Fillmore laughed.
"FEH!" Sarge spat, punching Fillmore hard in the side.
Mater found a bunch of old costumes in a trunk. He grinned brightly, "Hey, Lightnin', look at this!"
The racecar rolled over and gave Mater a funny look, "Are you like four years old?"
Mater pulled out a pirates hat and a sword, "Aw, c'mon! This'll be fun! You be Barbosa and I'll be Jack Sparrow! And Miss Sally can be Elizabeth."
Lightning sighed, "Alright, but if Sally's Elizabeth then I'm being Will Turner." he said, pulling out another sword.

[Insane Pirate Dragon]

The Goonies. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Love that movie. Great job.

[Wolf Mystic]

Thankies, people! ;D

"Oh scrap." Lucy said.
"What?" Sammy asked.
Lucy turned to her, "I think I heard Myrna's door open."
"What?!" Brenda shrieked.
"Shh! We gotta go!" she gestured to Sheriff and the others, "Ok, Ok, time to go! Now!"
Mater put the sword down and pouted, following Lightning and Sally.
Lucy went down the ramp and looked down the hall. She saw Myrna going down the ramp. She made a gesture with her tire and they rolled down quietly.
When they were all in the hallway Brenda looked down the ramp and saw Myrna on her way back up, "Get in my room! Go, go, go, go, go!"
They didn't hesitate and rushed in.
"I can't see a thing! Ow! Lightning, get off my tire!" Lucy snapped.
"I'm not on your tire!" the race car whined.
"Ow! What was that?" Brenda squealed.
"Sorry," Sarge said, "Thought you were Fillmore."
"Hey, I'm a lover, not a fighter. And it's not right to hit, man. Especially girls like Brenda." Fillmore said.
"Well, I'm sorry," Sarge said snottily, "You both are the same shape! How am I supposed to know who to hit in pitch black?!"
"Ow!" Sally yelped, "Sheriff!"
"Wasn't me!"
"Mater?"
"I didn't do nothin'!" the tow truck retorted.
"Sorry, Sal," Sammy said, "That was me."
*Ruff!*
"Wolf!" Brenda shouted, "Get out of my room! Ow! That's it! You too, Lightning, get out of my room!"
Lightning rolled outside the doorway, "I'm not in your room." he put a tire inside, "I am now." he took it out, "Now I'm not." He put it in, "Am," back out, "Not."
Brenda growled.
"I found the light." Sammy said, clicking it on.
"Much better."
"What are you doing now?" Myrna asked, standing in the doorway.
"Just showing them around." Brenda said.
"I thought I heard somthing in the attic." she said.
"Oh...us too! It was..." Lucy looked around the room and saw Wolf nibbling on a tin can, "Wolf! Yeah. Wolf was up there."
Myrna just rolled her eyes and went back in her room.
"Phew!" the three girls sighed.

[hughjackmanfangirl]

Awesome!,I love that part in Robots!,Fender rocks!,Keep up the good work!,this story rocks!
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