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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Dec 8, 2006 1:52:46 GMT -5
Well, since no one's taking this step yet, I thought I'd start up the blooper thread again. Everyone loves bloopers, and here's where you can come up with your own and entertain us all!
Here's one I came up with:
Scene: Big Race
Camera cars are directed to zoom in on Doc acting as Lightning's crew chief. One of them, however zooms in ever so slightly on what's going on in the background- several of Chick's pitties are carrying something very large and very, very pink to his trailer.
Cameracar: *desperately trying to hold in his laughter, making the camera bounce* Mph... *giggle* *giggle* *snort* *looses it completely and the camera drops to view the cement below*
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Post by Volksdragon on Dec 8, 2006 9:52:03 GMT -5
XDDDDDD I'd LOVE to see that.
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Post by fierano on Dec 8, 2006 10:53:37 GMT -5
Scene: Mistaken Identity at a stoplight in the Middle of Nowhere.
Lightning: Mack? Is that you!?
Wrong Truck: Sorry pal, I'm a Sterling.
Take 2
Lightning: Mack? Is that you!?
Wrong Truck: Who the heck is Mack? I'm a Volvo!
Take 3
Lightning: Mack? Is tha- .... Ugh, never mind! *rushes back in direction whence he came*
Cockpit-over-Engine Scania with "Mack" name-badge: Hmm? *shrugs*
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Post by Kayota on Dec 8, 2006 10:58:08 GMT -5
Lmfao XDD
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Post by Amethyst on Dec 8, 2006 14:22:20 GMT -5
Is it bad that I didn't get the first blooper?
my blooper...
Mcqueen makes the turn on dirt and Doc has to fix the road...
Doc: Lousy punk! Making that turn! gah! * rabble rabble*
Lightning: *leaving town* "ahhhhh..... music, sweet music"
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Post by Wolf Mystic on Dec 8, 2006 16:46:40 GMT -5
Lmao!!
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Post by fierano on Dec 9, 2006 0:14:12 GMT -5
Scene: Final Race - The King's accident
Darrell: Wow, that crash is taking a long time. Almost like a gymnastics routine.
Bob: Let's cut to a quick word from our sponsors!
*Applebeetle's commercial*
*cut back to Lightning having just finished pushing the King over the finish line*
Bob: That had to be the most spectacular moment in Piston Cup history, right there.
Darrell: I've never seen anything like that in my entire career!
Bob: I don't think anything like that'll ever happen again.
*slapped upside the hood for Talladega Nights reference*
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Scene: Lightning pulling Bessie
Lightning: *grumbles*
*Bessie drops some hot tar onto Lightning's...windshield*
Lightning: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'm blind! I'm BLIIIIIIIND! I'll never race agaiiin!
*Red blasts water across Lightning's frontside, clearing his vision before the tar dries*
Lightning: Oh.
Red: *^-^*
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Dec 9, 2006 0:20:17 GMT -5
XD Imagining Red having the little smiley face is just too adorable...!
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Post by Nitrohoney on Dec 9, 2006 12:45:33 GMT -5
Oh, man, I suck at this stuff, but...
((Lighting crashes into the catus patch. Mater comes along with Doc))
Doc: Was that floatin' like a Caddilac, or stingin' like a Beamer!? I'm confused!
Lighting: *Throws some catus at Doc, hits Mater in the face instead*
Mater: *Runs around crazy-like* I'M BLIND!!! I SEE THE LIIGGHHT!!!
Doc: *Rolls eyes* I'll go get Red...*Drives away*
There! First blooper!!!
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Dec 10, 2006 0:59:39 GMT -5
XD
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Post by RedFan on Dec 10, 2006 14:04:39 GMT -5
First race scene.
Bob: I'm Blob Corvette, with my bad friend Dale Earnhardt!
Director: First things first, its Bob Cutlass, and Dale Earnhardt is dead, and this is Darrell Cartrip!
Take two.
Bob: I'm Bob Costas here with me good friend Darrell Waltrip!
Director: Grrrr, this is a movie, use that line and we'll get fined!
Take three.
Bob: I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend Darrell Roadtrip!
Director: Right, I'm outta here, I need some Gasprin, I mean Asprin.
*Squeaky Voiced Teen from The Simpsons takes his place*
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Post by Nitrohoney on Dec 10, 2006 16:25:48 GMT -5
Okay then! Another blooper popped inside of my mind!
((Doc says Lighting is free to go, Sally doesn't come into the courtroom))
Lighting: er, Sally? It's your part!
(No answer)
(Then a Chihuahua with a pink fuzzy collar bursts into the room)
Doc: What in the name of the Ford...?
Chick: *Off camera* Pinky!! Get in here!!
*Everybody looks confused*
I'm being mean to Chicky... But Pinky the Chihuahua? I thought it was funny!
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Post by zed57 on Dec 10, 2006 20:41:40 GMT -5
Lightning: uhh.... *looks at his license nametag* Fred!
Fred: He knows my name! He knows my Name! *fells apart into a big pile of rust*
Off camera: MEDIC!
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Dec 12, 2006 2:21:50 GMT -5
Scene: Lightning emerges from his trailer
Mack: *from outside* Hey Lightning- you ready?
Lightning: Oh Yeah. Lightning's ready.
*The door begins to open as "Real Gone" begins to play, letting light inside the otherwise dark trailer. It opens about three inches before there's a screeching sound and the door stops.*
Lightning: ... Uh...
*Music stops*
Director: Cut! Somebody get some oil and a crowbar!
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Post by fierano on Dec 12, 2006 10:49:54 GMT -5
Version-specific blooper!
Harv: *mutters under breath* Just like the Americans...
Lightning: I heard that!
Harv: ... *hangs up quickly*
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