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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Jan 9, 2007 17:23:17 GMT -5
Scene: After first race in the movie
*Tex, Strip, and Lynda drive side-by-side out of the pits. Before they can start their lines, a lot of screaming can be heard nearby. The camera turns to see a mass of fangirls gathered nearby*
Mass of fangirls: *waving "WE (heart) YOU TEX!", "MARRY ME TEX!" and "SOUTHERN HOTTIE" signs* *scream* WE LOVE YOU TEX!!
Tex: *chuckles* Howdy, ladies! *winks*
Mass of fangirls: *scream; some swoon and faint*
Strip and Lynda: o.o
Director: Where in the flying Ford did they come from?!
(For all you closet (and maybe not-so-closet) Tex fans out there. ^^)
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Post by vondutch on Jan 9, 2007 17:58:48 GMT -5
Scene: Lightning stopping before the finish line because Strip crashed
Take 1:
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Lightning slides passed the finish line.
Chick: "Finish the shot, not the race!" Lightning scowls
Take 2:
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE* Lightning slides passed the finish line again.
Chick: "I vote for a 6-foot thick concrete wall on the finish line" Lightning: "Ok, now you've crossed the line" Chick: "Look who's calling the kettle black" Director: "Shush you both! Please stop with the puns"
Take 3:
*SCREEEEEEEEEEE* Lightning slides passed the finish line... AGAIN
Lightning: "I just can't seem to lose" Director: "Keep it up and you're finished... OH darn, now you've got me into the puns as well" *slams tire on the ground* Chick and Lightning start to laugh
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Jan 9, 2007 18:19:08 GMT -5
XD Maybe they could makes his tires go flat before he reaches the line...
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Post by pookydoc on Jan 9, 2007 19:56:56 GMT -5
..or tie a bungee cord to his butt?? lol
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Post by Amethyst on Jan 10, 2007 7:34:24 GMT -5
related to Pooky's comment....
Lightning had the bungee cord attached...
* screeeeeeeeee* He passes the line AGAIN!
Lightning: "damn it!"
bungee starts to spring back and launches Mcqueen back into Chick
*SMASH,PAIN,CRASH*
Both: " ahhhhh oh Chrysler that hurts! waaahhh!!
Director: " oh for Ford's sake....MEDIC!"
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Post by pookydoc on Jan 10, 2007 17:59:42 GMT -5
LOL trial and error...perfect punishment ;D i forgot the real lines so i'm just making some up XD
*Lightning enters doc's garage in interest*.
Lightning: "gosh doc. Time to..uhh..spring clean."
*finds some piston cups covered with layers of dust*
lightning:"what? he has...uhh...piston cups?"
*director rolls his eyes* "idiot..."
*lightning finds newspaper*
"wow! he's the hudson horn-wha?? hey what's this?" *flips newpaper away...*
*doc runs in* "HEY! GET OUTTA THAT STUFF!!! THAT'S MINE!!" *snatches "secret item away*
director:"CUT!!! WHAT IS THAT?"
*doc throws "secret item" in trunk* "NOTHING! Nothing...uhhh...yeah. can i get a drink? yeah."
lightning:"...." *turns dumb*
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Post by vondutch on Jan 10, 2007 18:29:06 GMT -5
*revs engine in curiosity and jumps up* What's the secret item? ^-^
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Post by pookydoc on Jan 10, 2007 18:38:46 GMT -5
doc: *smiles really really really big sneaky grin* "you have too...POP OPEN MY TRUNK TO GET IT WOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....." *speeds away* pooky: "eh...you know..*cough* magazine *cough*" *winks* mcqueen:"i'm.......i'm...." director:"get your lines straight mcqueen!" chick hicks: "can i have his part??" *purrs at sally*
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Post by vondutch on Jan 10, 2007 19:06:31 GMT -5
-The following blooper was made by drfrankenstein and vondutch-
Scene where Lightning is in the cactusses:
First two takes Mater hits Lightning on the roof and hood with his hook
Take 3: Doc: "Have fun fishing Mater" *Mater throws hook and hits Lightning in the windshield Lightning: "OUTCH! My eye!" Chick from off set: "I already wanted to beat him up, but Mater's doing a far better job than I ever could"
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Post by raine on Jan 10, 2007 22:41:36 GMT -5
During the scene where Doc finds Lightning in his garage*
Doc: *glares fiercely for a second before bursting happily into song* Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow AND THEN I ATE HER!!!!!!!
Lightning: *looks at Doc like he's a psycho* O___o;
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Jan 10, 2007 22:51:23 GMT -5
Drive, Lightning- drive far, far away! XD
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Post by raine on Jan 10, 2007 23:14:50 GMT -5
XD
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Post by SheriffHudson on Jan 11, 2007 2:08:38 GMT -5
this is funny stuff.
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Post by vondutch on Jan 11, 2007 5:26:34 GMT -5
Yes, good one Raine Hudson Doc can be really scary if he wanted to ^^
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Jan 23, 2007 3:42:07 GMT -5
Here's a few...
Scene: Beginning of Epilogue
Sally: So Stickers- last one to Flo's buys?
Lightning: I don't know- why don't we just go for a drive?
Sally: Hmmm... Nah! *takes off
Lightning: *grins, revs engine* Oh yeah! Ka-chow! *takes off*
*Cameras switch to show an aerial view of the Wheel Well*
Lightning: *slides on the dirt, across the road, and over the edge of the cliff, screaming*
Director: CUT! MEDIC!
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Scene: "Get a good peek, city boy?"
Lightning: *drives into Doc's clinic* Has anyone seen Sheriff- *gasps* AH! Oh my gosh!-
*Camera changes to show Sheriff on a lift, his undercarriage visible with something sticking out of his tailpipe. Doc turns to glare at him*
Doc: Hey! Get out!
Lightning: I just came- *glances at Sheriff again* GAH! *averts eyes* -came to get my daily fuel ration...
Sheriff: *shakes his back end* Get a good peek, city boy?
Lightning: *chokes back a snort before bursting out laughing*
*Doc and Sheriff begin to chuckle as well*
Director: Cut! McQueen!
Lightning: *between gasps for breath while laughing* I’m sorry!… I’m sorry! It’s just… *burst out laughing again*
Director: *sighs* Knew I shouldn’t have let them have that high-octane stuff…
Lightning: *beginning to calm down* No, no… I’m okay now!… Really! Just restart the scene! *snickers*
Take 3
*Lightning re-enters*
Lightning: Has anyone seen Sheriff- *gasps* AH! Oh my g- *snorts*
Director: Cut!
Lightning: *snickering* No! Seriously! I can do it! *snickers*
Take 4
*Lightning re-enters, already grinning*
Lightning: *trying to say his lines through giggles* H-has a-henyone s-seen th-he Sh-hehriff- *tries to gasp, but it collapses into a fit of giggles*
Director: Cut! Alright, ten minute break- giggle it out on your own time, McQueen.
After break
*Lightning sits waiting in the doorway, tapping a tire on the floor. Doc absently hums a tune. Sheriff is missing, the lift lowered*
Director: Okay, are we rea- Hey, where’s Sheriff?
Doc: He just spent three hours up on that lift- where do you think he is?
*A toilet can be heard flushing in the distance*
(Last one…)
Scene: First time Lightning “finishes the road”
*The cast stands in their places, Lightning hooked up to Bessie. They all look very bored as they wait for filming to start. What they don’t know is that the camera is rolling, and capturing their every move.*
Red: *starts whistling an upbeat and repetitive tune*
Sally: *after a little while, starts tapping a tire to Red’s tune*
Lightning: *begins to rock a bit with the beat, making Bessie clank a little bit*
*The cast begins to smile, finding relief from their boredom*
Luigi: *starts tapping an accompanying beat on his hood with his antenna*
Guido: *in a deeper voice than usual* Mm mau mau- baby mm mau-mau… Mm mau mau- baby mm mau-mau…
Ramone: *grins and begins using his hydraulics to add to the sound*
*The cast begins to groove to the music, dancing a little bit as they turn the boredom buster into a full-fledged musical production*
Lightning, Sally, Flo: *start singing* Oh well my baaaaaybeeeee! My baby my daaaarliiiin’! Oh can’t you seeeeee! I’ma wishin’ for yoooooou!
Voice: *very quiet, from behind the camera (and sounding suspiciously like the director)* … Blackmail, sweet blackmail…
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