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Post by raine on Jan 30, 2007 23:51:07 GMT -5
Lightning barges in Doc's office :hey have you seen the Sheriff? Oh! Oh my gosh! Doc and Sheriff: The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times. Lightning:...Oo; (I love that song! Its from Big ^^
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Post by raine on Apr 3, 2007 23:49:57 GMT -5
*Doc and Lightning are trying to do the "Turn Right to go Left scene" when Chick's dog starts barking*
Doc: Hey, can you shut that dog up?!
Chick: Hey... Can you shut YOUR dog up?!
Doc: I don't have a dog! And if I did, (Chick: Well--) I wouldn't bring him to a studio!
Chick: Well excuse us for breathing!
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Apr 4, 2007 0:09:33 GMT -5
XD
Bringing back an old one from CFU...
Scene: Traffic court
Doc: ... I'll put him in jail until the jail rots on top of him and then I'll put him in a new jail and let that one rot; then I'll- *actually looks at Lightning; pauses*
Lightning: *nervous smile*
Random sound: *brt*
Doc: *blinks*
Various cast and crew: *desperately muffled laughter*
Lightning: *blushes* Uh... Could you hear that? I didn't think it'd be that loud...
VCaC: *loose it completely* XD
Now if I only could remember my other ones...
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Post by raine on Apr 4, 2007 0:48:37 GMT -5
Here's another one : Lightning and Sally are sitting together at Flo's Lightning: Gosh... sure is a nice night... *pauses then suddenly starts bursting into tears* Doc: Kid? Kid, c'mon stop bawlin' and get into character! Lightning: No! I won't! I feel bloated and my *beeep* hurt! Doc and all the other cars: ; Lightning: Why is it always me?! its always Lightning, Lightning, Lightning! What about my feelings?! *drives off sobbing* Doc: .......ooookay...*notices Raine (my OC) laughing in the background* ok, what did you do? Raine: Hee Hee! Nothin'... Doc: Seriously, Raine... Raine: *rolls eyes* Ugh... okay, fine. I spiked his drink with estrogen. Doc: *drives over to Raine while she prepares herself to get yelled at but to her surprise, he smiles* ................................................That's my girl! *high fives her*
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Apr 4, 2007 0:51:12 GMT -5
HA! If only we could do that to all men...
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Post by Candy on Jul 27, 2007 19:41:23 GMT -5
(in the epilogue) Mater: -gasp- LOOK AT THIS! It's my hood, it's my hood! I ain't seen this thing in twenty years! (he pulls something up) Lightning: ...Mater, that's a hubcap. TAKE 2 Mater: I haven't seen this thing in twenty years! Lightning: That's a TREE-STUMP! TAKE 3: Mater: I haven't seen this thing in fourty years! -pulls up the hood- Lightning: Dude, it's TWENTY, not fourty! e__o; TAKE 4: Mater: I haven't seen this thing in tw-- -stares at what he just pulled up- Wingo: -is on the end of his tow hook by the spoiler- Hello! Mater: Director: Where'd he COME from?! Lightning: ...We're NEVER gonna get this bit right... (Mater shrugs and lets go of Wingo without realizing) Wingo: -falls offscreen- AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Post by bc on Jul 27, 2007 22:33:15 GMT -5
I got one...
(The Frank Chase Scene)
Frank: AHAHAHAH! RUN! I'M GONNA GITCHYAH!
Director: CUT! Frank, that's Mater's line. You're a cow, Frank. You don't talk.
(Take 2)
Frank and Mater: RUN!! HE'S (I'M) GONNA GITCHYAH!
Director: CUT! Frank...
Frank: I know, it's Mater's line, but it's too damn tempting. McQueen's so... shiny... must chase... -revs engine.-
Director: MEDIC!
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Jul 27, 2007 22:36:22 GMT -5
XD GO FRANK!
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Post by ebonyviper on Jul 28, 2007 12:13:22 GMT -5
Here's one!
Chick, after he won the Piston Cup at the tiebreaker race in California.
Chick: It's the Chick Era, baby!
Everyone starts booing throws things like green foam Cs and other other objects at him. Then he suddenly gets hit on the hood by a bowling ball.
Chick: Hey, who threw that?!
In the background, Mrs. The King was whistling innocently, then she notices everybody looking at her.
Mrs. The King: What? He left himself wide open.
Director: Cut!
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Post by vondutch on Jul 28, 2007 13:59:33 GMT -5
I don't know if I posted something similar on the old cfu... anyways, here's a blooper for the scene in which Doc explains Lightning how to turn on dirt:
Doc: "You've got to swing left to go right" Lightning: "Ooooh swing left to go right, that makes perfect sense" *evil smile * "Do you swing my way?" Doc *narrows eyes in annoyance * "Now don't get any ideas rookie" * Chick hicks from off the set * "You wish McQueen, you wish!"
Director: "Cut!" * sighs * "For Chrysler's sake McQueen, it's not THAT kind of movie" * under his breath * "though your name suits such a thing well... maybe for a sequel"
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Post by pookydoc on Jul 28, 2007 17:04:40 GMT -5
LOL i can read these all day.. ;D
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Post by raine on Aug 5, 2007 13:09:48 GMT -5
*In Doc’s Clinic, waiting for the Scene where Lightning barges in*
Doc: Hey there, Sheriff -- we just need a stool sample
Sheriff: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
Lightning & Doc: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my friend -- it's in your butt!
Doc: You see.... Everything comes down to poo! From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo! Kid?
Lightning: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!
Doc.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce! Yes! Everything comes down to poo!
Rest of the cast: Everything comes down to poo!
Doc: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too! All across the nation, we trust in defecation! Everything comes down to poo!
Lightning: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!
Sally: My stomach hurts
Doc: Check the poo
Flo: I sprained my ankle
Lightning: Check the poo!
Sarge: I was shot!
Doc: Check the poo!
Fillmore: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Lightning: Check the poo!
Fillmore: Mine or his?
Doc.: First him, then you! It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"
Doc & Lightning: But we need to see what comes out of your tush! Because!
Everyone: Everything comes down to poo! Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!
Doc & Lightning: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!
Lightning: Our number one test is your Number Two!
Everyone: If there's no breeze, light a match please! Everything comes down to --
Doc: Doo-doo! Lightning: Doo-doo! Doc: Doo-doo! Lightning: Doo-doo!
Everyone: Everything comes down to ... poo!
....Yeah, I was bored... XD
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Post by pookydoc on Aug 5, 2007 19:16:45 GMT -5
Doc: You see.... Everything comes down to poo! From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo! Kid? HJAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!! that was the most hilaroius stuff i've ever read XD
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Post by raine on Aug 5, 2007 20:02:28 GMT -5
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Post by Reiji Neko Mitsukai on Aug 5, 2007 22:05:34 GMT -5
... Dear... GOD...
Anybody here know CPR? I just killed myself laughing.
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