Post by Mr. Non Sequitur on Jul 30, 2011 3:54:42 GMT -5
Admiral Lastcrash
Appearance: Silver paint job. Silver eyes. Medium size car.
Make 'n' Model 'n' Smeg: Lastcrash has been beaten-up, burned, frozen, lovingly repaired, drowned in oil (almost), shoved from great heights (long story), precisely restored to mint condition (of a completely different car), forced to eat bolts, sent out to fight in the Horrible, Horrible, Senseless War, mauled to death and back by a herd of tractors, before finally being completely remodel by vaguely incompetent demon-forklifts. So the correct answer is: Hell if I know.
Past: The only thing he'll tell anyone is that he fought in the Horrible, Horrible, Senseless War (Not to be confused with the Senseless, Senseless, Horrible War, or even just the Senseless War). The rest must be guessed at from the previous paragraph.
Skills: Listening, thinking, and summoning demons.
Wait. Demons?: Yep. Three cherry-red demonic forklifts from the 7th circuit of hell. Well, really the 2nd or 3rd, but they think Lastcrash doesn't know, and he doesn't see a need to tell them he does. Lastcrash summons the three forklifts (Chuckles, Barney, and Fib) with a poorly translated Latin phrase. Lastcrash doesn't speak Latin. It's all OK, though, because the forklifts don't either.
Personality and Quirks: Quiet and stoic, but under that, a nice person. Lastcrash believes firmly that even if you've had a tragic past/bad day, you're still held to basic manners and politeness. “Hell” and “Damn” are Admiral Lastcrash's expletives of choice, as he works with actual demons from actual Hell (probably).
Was He Ever an Admiral, Really?: Maybe.
Appearance: Silver paint job. Silver eyes. Medium size car.
Make 'n' Model 'n' Smeg: Lastcrash has been beaten-up, burned, frozen, lovingly repaired, drowned in oil (almost), shoved from great heights (long story), precisely restored to mint condition (of a completely different car), forced to eat bolts, sent out to fight in the Horrible, Horrible, Senseless War, mauled to death and back by a herd of tractors, before finally being completely remodel by vaguely incompetent demon-forklifts. So the correct answer is: Hell if I know.
Past: The only thing he'll tell anyone is that he fought in the Horrible, Horrible, Senseless War (Not to be confused with the Senseless, Senseless, Horrible War, or even just the Senseless War). The rest must be guessed at from the previous paragraph.
Skills: Listening, thinking, and summoning demons.
Wait. Demons?: Yep. Three cherry-red demonic forklifts from the 7th circuit of hell. Well, really the 2nd or 3rd, but they think Lastcrash doesn't know, and he doesn't see a need to tell them he does. Lastcrash summons the three forklifts (Chuckles, Barney, and Fib) with a poorly translated Latin phrase. Lastcrash doesn't speak Latin. It's all OK, though, because the forklifts don't either.
Personality and Quirks: Quiet and stoic, but under that, a nice person. Lastcrash believes firmly that even if you've had a tragic past/bad day, you're still held to basic manners and politeness. “Hell” and “Damn” are Admiral Lastcrash's expletives of choice, as he works with actual demons from actual Hell (probably).
Was He Ever an Admiral, Really?: Maybe.